Chia Pet - Scott The Woz
Scott The Woz
Scott's a terrible father. Happy Cyber Wednesday!
Music Used:
"Hustle and Bustle" by Jack Beaver
"Waltzing Flutes" by Gerhard Narholz
"Busy Life" by Cedric-King Palmer
"Happy-Go-Lively" by Laurie Johnson
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

  • Ben Kladivo
    Ben Kladivo

    If scott ever gets married this is proof he should never have a child for safety reasons.

  • Krupier X
    Krupier X

    *"I won't kill him"* ...yeah, about that...

  • Sonic E.X.E
    Sonic E.X.E

    2:17 looks like running couldn't save Sonic,I guess Eggman was right "You can't run forever"

  • Kaylea Tremblay
    Kaylea Tremblay

    shut the fuck up scott the woz

  • TrEe Garlicozzy
    TrEe Garlicozzy

    Every comment: *CHA CHA CHA CHIA*

  • Chrisomatic Arcade
    Chrisomatic Arcade

    This is Hilarious

  • 2DX DistorteD MaXX
    2DX DistorteD MaXX


  • Aidan Redding
    Aidan Redding

    I still find it amazing this man bought 4 chia pets just so he could break them

  • ShartLord

    "The Ash Wednesday deals were terrible this year."

  • TnTFactory

    Lincoln on April 15th 1856: 1:57

  • Manjitou Yoshimitsu
    Manjitou Yoshimitsu

    2:17 When my Older Brother Showed me this we couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard

  • J B
    J B

    Fantastic work 👍

  • Miss Draco
    Miss Draco

    Scott: **Buys Chia Pets** Also Scott: **Adds a hammer to Lincoln's head as if a bullet wasn't enough**

  • Dani foxy and rosi tdh Anime plush and sml parody
    Dani foxy and rosi tdh Anime plush and sml parody

    "The two overlapping flowers! Cure Grace!"

  • CaptainSkelebones

    did i just watch filthy frank?

  • Lacoulas 555
    Lacoulas 555

    He said the yeast infection realllly seriously

  • Michael J
    Michael J

    These one offs are really expensive

  • Castrik NM
    Castrik NM

    Wtf was this?

  • A Pointless Review
    A Pointless Review

    *Chia Lincoln Loud*

  • YaCCBoy

    Congrats for being the 3rd search result on VN-my for « Chia Pet »

  • Bryan Ramirez
    Bryan Ramirez

    Why does he always have Pepto Bismal in his room? Is he always shitting?

  • Quiptipt Nyqtphimq
    Quiptipt Nyqtphimq

    You've heard of "Definition of A Jerma Joke," get ready for "Definition of a Scott the Woz Joke"

  • Carter Hughes
    Carter Hughes

    “Chia growth horomones” that killed me

  • minecraftonly94686

    Good morning Chia Lincoln

  • Charmandy Orton
    Charmandy Orton

    1:13 Scott: Did you know there was a Chia Bull? Also Scott: *[introduces Chia Abraham Lincoln bust to viewers]*

  • Carson Picard
    Carson Picard

    I bought a Lincoln chia pet for my APUSH teacher Thanks scott

  • Kale Penquan
    Kale Penquan


  • Mittens

    Washington could never tell a lie read the cherry tree story....*Cough*..

  • Totally Tidmouth
    Totally Tidmouth

    Thomas outro never fails to surprise!

  • Yunz06

    I love Chia Latte

  • BioRokus

    Why don't 100% of your videos have the maximum possible amount of views

  • Lewis Turnbull
    Lewis Turnbull

    Help its 3am and I'm howling

  • EA_sports

    Sooo how much did you waste?

  • Tristan Blanchard
    Tristan Blanchard

    Kinda disappointed Scott didn't shoot Lincoln in the back of the head but a hammer's fine I suppose...

  • Lizandro Urias
    Lizandro Urias

    Regardless I couldn't do it without feeling like I'm drowning or water boarding him

  • Thicc Kiccs
    Thicc Kiccs

    How he get footage of Lincoln’s assassination?

  • Link Master power
    Link Master power

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you broke the chia and put it in the toilet was so funny

  • CHAL Gaming
    CHAL Gaming

    This is definetly the best scott the woz episode when it comes to humor

  • ImBored Productions
    ImBored Productions

    Hey you all, Z tier.

  • James Barnousky
    James Barnousky

    Y'all remember when Rhett and Link had a morning show back in 2011 centered around Chia Lincoln?

  • Christopher Carrion
    Christopher Carrion

    You should do a Tik Tok

  • Ryan Clair
    Ryan Clair

    This got me through my poop

  • Ty Sylicus
    Ty Sylicus

    Totally rAnDoM

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "The Chia Seeds Gave Me A Yeast Infection On My Head." I don't think that can happen...Unless your scull has a gaping hole on the top of it, and is very itchy...I can't stop laughing lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    Scott: I will start to raise Daniel from Karate Kid. *drops the Daniel Chia Pet, and it breaks* For f*ck sake! I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

    • Colleen Glanville
      Colleen Glanville

      Benjamin Schmitt I can do that! 😄😁👍

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    At this point I hope Scott doesn't have any real pets lol! 😂😂😂

  • Josh Derak
    Josh Derak

    There's Donald Trump and Golden Girls Chia Pets.

  • Carl Jean
    Carl Jean

    Kill people break shit fuck chia

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "A Hedgehog, I Can't Wait To Be A Better Lincoln Dad To Him." *instantly kills the hedgehog by swinging it on the swing* "I Got A Unicorn Now." Me: Dead! 😂💀

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    Scott: What better way to morn the loss of a loved one to fully replace them. I mean parents so it a lot with pets, so that the young one doesn't need to know what happened to them...😭😭😭

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "It's Time To Send You Off Like Any Other Pet." *throws Lincoln in the toilet* I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I did lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    1:56 Abraham Lincoln was killed once again, but this time with a hammer, may Lincoln rest in piece! 😭🤧

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "1 To 2 Weeks" Scott: I can't wait that long, I have a Lincoln to raise, I don't want to wait for it to grow. Patients is key my dude! 😌

    • Colleen Glanville
      Colleen Glanville

      Dad I'm very sorry that you find my boredom annoying, please forgive me, also... "You're Not My Dad!!" Sorry, I couldn't help myself! 😂😂😂

    • Dad

      Could you stop spamming every Scott comment section please

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "I Ran Out Of Them Half Way Through, I Panicked, And Used Chilli For The Rest." Scott: It's all the same in the end. I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "Regardless The Method It Feel Like I'm Drowning Or Water Boarding Him, So I'm Just Going To Give Him A Bath." I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    *is looking at his Lincoln Chia Pet* "Look At Him, You Just Want To See Him With Grass In His Skull." That's so bad, but I couldn't help but laugh lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "This Guy Is Pretty Cool, I Want To Grow One." I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "Did You Know There Was A Chia Bull!?" I laughed more than I should have lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    Scott: Cyber Monday is all about deals, deals, and regret, and Cyber Wednesday is when we all take a moment to reflect on those three things. After Cyber Monday Scott: *is carrying a box of Play-Doh* Ah f*ck. Scott: Mostly regret! So true lol! 😂😂😂

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "The Official Holiday About All Things Me." Hmm...🤔

  • Colleen Glanville
    Colleen Glanville

    "Happy Cyber Wednesday." Oop...Somebody is a little late for Cyber Monday! 😂🤷‍♀️

  • Ian Michaels
    Ian Michaels

    RIP Scott's Chia pets 2019-2019

  • A Noob
    A Noob

    Yeah did the same thing when my dog died It was hard to get him down the Toilet

  • Nintendo Fan
    Nintendo Fan

    1:58 Scott:Destroys president Lincoln’s head Me:Walk by the Lincoln Memorial Me:Oh god

  • TheAtomicRen

    Man, I'm a new subscriber. And your fucking hilarious. I freaking Love your video game videos. But this one had me in tears!! And the way you say your name in the beginning of every video like someone is announcing that one friend no one likes showed up to the party.... kills me every time.

  • Ltc productions
    Ltc productions

    So this is what You call a shit post


    Everyone's selling these now! Ask Rhett and Link and their Chia Lincoln.

  • Phantom Duck
    Phantom Duck

    Scott throws things into his toilet more than he probably uses it lol

  • Luke Bisping
    Luke Bisping

    Why do people meme this guy again? Do they not think he's real? Cause he very much is a human being like all of us.

  • Maddest of Lads
    Maddest of Lads


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