I Got Preg-nant From Swimming with My Friends
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My life was over. Bury me, forget about me - over. I had gotten pregnant from SWIMMING IN A POOL. I had to skip town. Could I fake my death? Could I disappear? My heart was pounding like it was going to jump out of my chest and try to strangle me for being so STUPID. How had I gotten knocked up at 15?! I couldn’t even be on “16 and Pregnant” what kind of BS was THIS?! What was I supposed to do?! I had to tell him. I had to just...waltz over and tell the man that did this to me the truth...that he ruined both of our lives because he couldn’t handle a snack in a cute lil swimsuit. So how did I, a cute lil snack, end up getting knocked up in a pool? My name’s Felicia, and yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you’re thinking, I must be so stupid. Well, I was, not all of us had ed, so get a load of this. I was raised in the mid-west. know, the middle of the west in the US? Cow fields? Corn fields? Just...just a lot of fields. Jot that down. My parents aren’t...like, extreme Mormons or anything, but they might as well be. I was raised with the bible as my bedtime story. I was raised with a creepy statue of crucified Jesus on a cross staring down at me in every room of the house. I was raised to be quiet, to not ask questions, and to basically be an innocent, uncombative doormat to everyone in my life. Do you know what else that meant? No Harry Potter! No Pokemon! No TV shows! From the get-go, I was that weird girl at school. know, the weird girl everyone avoids? The one who gets gum in her hair and tacks on her chair? Not that that...not that that happened to me, or anything. Because of everything my parents did, you’d THINK I would be ready for what happened to me in the 5th grade. I mean, you’d think that. But I was dumb and like, 11, so give me a break, alright? The TALK happened at our school. know that god-awful day where they separate the kids and shove the girls in a dark room to watch a video about periods and get handed pads by the sweaty, creepy gym teacher? Yeah. It was time for THAT nightmare. Lil’ old, dumb, uneducated me funneled into the classroom, bright-eyed and unaware of the horror that was about to ruin my life FOREVER. As soon as the video started, the giggles began. The word ‘Breasts’ was said and I swear on my life the girl beside me milk out of her nose. I giggled to join in, cuz for some reason, I thought maybe I wouldn’t be the weird girl if I laughed at the word ‘breasts’. That’s. When. It. Happened. I can still see it to this day in slow motion. The door of the classroom launched open like the Hulk himself had business to take care of. A million little prepubescent heads SNAPPED to face the intruder- And guess who it was? Go ahead, guess. Take one little guess. In her ankle-length denim dress, cross and turtleneck sweater-wearing fury, my MOTHER slammed the door open. Her face was the color of the devil’s butt. Her eyes were about to pop out of her head like a squeeze toy. In that moment, I wanted to die. No casket. No funeral. I wanted to be yeeted into a hole, covered in dirt, and succumb to by embarassment. I saw it all happen in slow-motion. My mom bolting across the room like she was heading for the finish line of the Olympics. Her grabbing my wrist like it was the last TV on black Friday. Her YANKING me out of the room like it was on fire. On top of this, she’s yelling about the teacher ‘poisoning our minds!’ I don’t know what’s so poisonous about and fallopian tubes, but apparently, they were like, arsenic’s twin brother to my mom. After that, it was game over for me. Black screen. No more lives left. Can’t restart the system. Done. D-O-N-E. No one would talk to me. I was the girl with a crazy mom. When I actually got my period, I was about 900% sure I was dying. My insides felt like they were occupied by Wolverine and Edward Scissorhands who both took up a hobby throwing knives. I didn’t know why it was happening. I didn’t know how to talk about it. So, the years passed. I bled. I got ignored by everyone in the class. I got shoved into lockers...ya da ya da. But a shiny, glowing beacon of light erupted into my life during my freshman year of high school. That shiny, glowing beacon? The other nerds in the AV class. Specifically: Miles. Miles was the Ross to my Rachel. The Angelina to my Brad - circa, like 2009. He was the Jack to my Jill - okay, wait, maybe not that one. What I’m trying to say is: I wanted him. BAD. Like, real bad. Kind of...desperately, bad? But I didn’t have moves. I had anti-moves. I had: “Whoops I accidentally spit on you while I was talking!” “Whoops I just handed you my phone and YOU’RE MY FRIGGIN’ LOCK SCREEN-” moments. When I got invited to a pool party with the AV club, I knew it was my time to shine. I had to do it. I had to make a move

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  • rupiya dhanoa
    rupiya dhanoa

    There is no way no matter what no water temperature is good enough for sperm to live

  • ben marvin
    ben marvin

    she ugly

  • kaynat kashfi
    kaynat kashfi

    Who got stupid like her after watching her like

  • Turtle mine
    Turtle mine

    You got pregnant by making out with somebody 😑

  • Turtle mine
    Turtle mine

    Her: I licked my lips Me: Mr stark I don't feel so good 🤢 *get thanos snapped because of disgusting things*

  • Turtle mine
    Turtle mine

    Her: after practising kissing on the mirror and the pillow Me: • • • DISGUSTING

  • William Guo
    William Guo

    this is so cringey

  • Adina Stefania Cotet
    Adina Stefania Cotet

    You are so funny and dumd🖕🖕🖕🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • Fun Time
    Fun Time

    *NO PERIOD = PREGNANT AND PREGNANT = DEAD* *SHE'S DEAD* *LOL*

  • Carn Miller
    Carn Miller

    Time for a science lesson: Sperm can't swim up into your vag in a pool. Reasons being: Sperm dies out really fast, like incredibly fast Sperm actually has to planted in your vag, it can't climb up into your vag magically The only way to get pregnant is to have intercourse or get artificially inseminated

  • rn7twist
    rn7twist

    Her voice annoys me so much omg

  • Jayden Katsilioris
    Jayden Katsilioris

    Did enyone see THE EASTER EGG!! At 11.20 that dude in the boxing gloves had the same tatto as the dude in dead island. I think his name was Sinimoi. Dead island is a zombie game just to let u know.

  • cooking tea
    cooking tea

    I don't believe this story is true

  • Icy Fox
    Icy Fox

    Yup I heard your cry’s

  • Icy Fox
    Icy Fox

    Sex edd? You don’t need sex edd to know how sex works I knew at 6 don’t try to make excuses

  • Jacob lalliantluanga
    Jacob lalliantluanga

    All of these story tried to dump,christian

  • Skriptonik Playz
    Skriptonik Playz

    "Hey mom im back from the pool party. Oh and by the way the chlorine got me pregnant" An explanation please...

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    omg shes didnt jet to the point

  • 【Kibbles’n’Bits 】
    【Kibbles’n’Bits 】

    This is about the dumbest thing I’ve heard I mean just because you didn’t have your period doesn’t mean your pregnant who ever told you that they need help but still she did say she was about the stupidest high-schooler which she said...”I was pretty stupid”

  • SHRADHA DUTTA
    SHRADHA DUTTA

    Use me as the wtf button

  • McKenna And Procreate
    McKenna And Procreate

    This is literally the best one I’ve ever seen it’s so funny😂

  • Nicholas Halliday
    Nicholas Halliday

    Acem savanna Jones

  • Shadi _Portillo
    Shadi _Portillo

    *Intro* *me everyday*

  • Eshani Anand
    Eshani Anand

    Her: No Harry Potter Me: wHyYyY

  • Makenna Wall
    Makenna Wall

    I wanted to be “yeted” into a whole

  • Blue Fang
    Blue Fang

    NO POKEMON my calculations say they need to get a life (:

  • Cassie Milano
    Cassie Milano

    Bro what we had to learn about sex while sitting next to boys

  • UCHIAH Nick
    UCHIAH Nick

    How to unseen the seen

  • Kemesha Coy
    Kemesha Coy

    Why the does she talk like that not her accent her voice tone

  • charli Thompson
    charli Thompson

    EL!!!!!! I LOVE STRANGER THINGS!!!!!!!!!!

  • gacha Young Savage
    gacha Young Savage

    So your kid is the next water and ice and snow God?

  • Power mover Gaming
    Power mover Gaming

    LDS people don’t usually have crusafises so I can smell the bullshit at the beginning of the video

  • Camille Gourley
    Camille Gourley

    When she said Mormons are extreme, for one we are Latter Day Saints, for two, my parents are not as near this strict. I’m calling BS

  • KYAH
    KYAH

    I like how the video started as, “my life is over bury me.

  • Abby F
    Abby F

    Me liking the 5 seconds of this story... Then her saying this: “I’m a snack” or “my names Felicia” Me again: 0-0

  • stephanie Opara
    stephanie Opara

    I olsol have a crush named miles sometimes i make a fool out of my self

  • Baby y Yoda _
    Baby y Yoda _

    I love this video it’s so humorous 😂😭

  • Baby y Yoda _
    Baby y Yoda _

    0:23

  • Thomas Verstappen
    Thomas Verstappen

    Was there a man who gizzed in the water

  • Izzy Wolf
    Izzy Wolf

    Her voice is annoying

  • JustinC ULTIMDARY
    JustinC ULTIMDARY

    why r u calling miles an idiot u r

  • GemmaPlayz
    GemmaPlayz

    Bye Felicia Lol

  • Elisha Okojiie
    Elisha Okojiie

    Felisha if you watch this I’m so sorry 😭😢🥺😩😫 about these mean comments , so let god bless you

  • Elisha Okojiie
    Elisha Okojiie

    You know the one who gets gum in her hair and wax on your tax 😶😑😐 §; ;§

  • ChiliPeppah 21
    ChiliPeppah 21

    " My arms wrapped around him" me: how many times around, exactly?

  • Shaniah Jackson
    Shaniah Jackson

    Nice lol crashed into me like the bus that hit Regina George lol

  • Foster Bishop
    Foster Bishop

    Fluechu men’s bich

  • Bitter Cider
    Bitter Cider

    Why is this Carrie

  • Sleepless Gamer
    Sleepless Gamer

    Doubt

  • Club Davidson
    Club Davidson

    I'm also the weird kid

  • Chy'Niara Billingsley
    Chy'Niara Billingsley

    ✌👊👊👊👋👋👋

  • Beautiful World
    Beautiful World

    I like it❣️❣️ She weird🙄🙄 But it kinda cute though 😜

  • Sophie Lean
    Sophie Lean

    I just wanted to comment this but it’s not related! Some people wonder how to *make writing bold* So how you do it is you put * this at the beginning and end so it will be bold

  • Himanshu saxena
    Himanshu saxena

    Wtf is wrong with her mom

  • ItsamePheem
    ItsamePheem

    but it was me Dio

  • Aidan Mcgrff
    Aidan Mcgrff

    says in manly voice "I KISSED him!!"

  • Aidan Mcgrff
    Aidan Mcgrff

    "yeTteD into a hole"

  • hai dai
    hai dai

    Wtf?

  • The Fox Creation
    The Fox Creation

    Clickbait. She is not that cute in video

  • Wickum Malinda
    Wickum Malinda

    Am I the only one who laughed at Eleven?! 😂 😂 😂

  • fw.tjayy__ 07
    fw.tjayy__ 07

    Bye Felicia

  • Jaesix needsacomeback
    Jaesix needsacomeback

    This is literally me *when I was 6 years old*

  • Broadway Cosplays
    Broadway Cosplays

    I'm scared-

  • KŚ jįłł
    KŚ jįłł

    I WANNA JUST TELL HER TO "SHUT THE F UP"

  • Sans
    Sans

    NO POKEMON!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:18

  • Walmar
    Walmar

    This is actually scientifically impossible

  • Selena ann
    Selena ann

    Suprised theres not a "pregnant by my manager "

  • znationzem
    znationzem

    I sure do hate it when I get Preg-nant

  • znationzem
    znationzem

    🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

  • znationzem
    znationzem

    01:59 i fucking died

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