Trump's Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally
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As the Democratic candidates prepped for their debate in Iowa, President Trump strung together a long, rambling list of complaints in front of his rally crowd in Wisconsin, including fresh concerns about water-efficient appliances. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Monologue
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  • Susan Mathers
    Susan Mathers

    Wow, would you believe it? trump can count to ten. Although he might have read that on the teleprompter, if he could read. Also I've been wondering, does he always eat toddler food because he's never learned how to use silverware?

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi

    Common fellow NY let's bring him back and Run this ( in trouble country) you know he can do it

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi

    Stand for He's Honer Mr. Bloomberg thank you President Obama.mayGod Bless you for many may years

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi

    Steeve sorry to use your show to thank with all my ❤️ President Berruck Obama standing Bloomberg thank thank thank You to stand up got

  • CD Smith
    CD Smith

    Ran across a Maga hat laying on the ground the other day. Picked it up, looked inside in the inseam, and read the words I knew would be there.... "Made in Chy-na"

  • King of Gains
    King of Gains

    Is it just me, or does Colbert seem to be going more and more into retardation with his jokes? It's like he's actually trying to become Trump.

  • A Jedi
    A Jedi

    "Anything i say that is slightly false makes headline", lol....Are you kidding me. Why is his audience going along and applauding him with him just admitting that he lies and they are ok about it. Give me your tired your poor your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and get rid of the orange dictator and his followers to a tiny deserted desert island...make america great again lol.

  • Burt Short
    Burt Short

    The cheeto in oeach

  • Martin Smith
    Martin Smith

    How I wish I lived in a time when the village idiot and the POTUS were not the same person ‼️

  • Tauri Jarvis
    Tauri Jarvis

    I'm so happy I'm not American . Trump town is a sad place

  • Mike C
    Mike C

    *It's sad to witness a beacon of democracy failing into a dictatorship. Trump's wall might become like the Berlin Wall: to keep americans from leaving. This fool is crazier than King George and America fought a revolution to get rid of the strongest super power at that time. Time to clean your muskets and reclaim the power to choose democracy.*

  • ForeverMe543

    He just admitted… That he's a liar…


    ???? 1:33 ?? ? ? ??

  • beedsj roiue
    beedsj roiue

    I question the intelligence of anyone who can listen to every word that comes out of the orange racist's mouth/still applaud.

  • gtoss chddy
    gtoss chddy

    TRUMP: "Why have you got 'Interview with a Vampire' on my calendar, I've already seen that movie?" AIDE: "No Sir, that's your appointment with Stephen Miller..."

    • chding zuure
      chding zuure

      this person be our president!!

  • Flo Rete
    Flo Rete

    3:13 ... and someone (🦧) is hitting the "old Adderall" again... 😂

    • chding zuure
      chding zuure

      This is one of the funniest of monologues he's done ... it's just hilarious!! It just checks out! Hats!! I brought back the ole' lightbulb!! Seriously our orange disaster.... we can no

  • Bradley Adkins
    Bradley Adkins

    I seriously doubt Trump has ever washed a dish

    • beedsj roiue
      beedsj roiue

      Oh you can't have Taco at tuesday .... everyone knows that taco is at fridays... Taco Friday is a thing !!! just look it up.

  • Ray j
    Ray j

    This shit isn't funny anymore, trump is a sad soul.

    • gtoss chddy
      gtoss chddy

      The Backers lost to the 49ers


    ?? 1:01 ???? ????

  • Dave Gebo
    Dave Gebo

    I think the next most popular profession in the future is going to be Psychiatry. The GOP Base is going to need all the psychiatric help they can get when Trump gets out of office.

  • Nolan Kuffner
    Nolan Kuffner

    Trump: I'm bringing back coal jobs! Canary: Bitch please. *Canary dies in recently reopened coal mine* Trump: Democratic hoax!

  • flynavy2222

    My only question is if they got permission from Lebron to imply that Tuesday was “Taco Tuesday”

    • flynavy2222

      @bssni touir completely random, but completely true

    • bssni touir
      bssni touir

      Ever have the dry heaves and wished you could throw up and get it over with? Listening to Trump speak at one of his rallies would be a good cure.

  • tushar patil
    tushar patil

    It isnt funny ..

  • DR Ir M
    DR Ir M

    I don't know him I must have heard about him But I have not met him Maybe I have met him a few times But I don't know him He doesn't know me too Maybe he knows me But I don't know him I have not heard about him I haven’t been photographed with him It’s not me in the photo We'll see.....wait for the ‘eminent’ In-Peach-men

  • KRONOS 1957
    KRONOS 1957

    Trump supporters use their dishwashers as lawn ornaments.

  • James Tan
    James Tan

    Guys like Stephen fight for Dems whether it is right or wrong. This is why the Damn leaders do not work for the good of the people of America but for themselves.

  • James Tan
    James Tan

    Mike Kirkelie the chimney soot cleaner

  • James Tan
    James Tan

    Mike Kirkelie the chimney door cleaner.

  • Jersey Julie
    Jersey Julie

    Lock him up, Cardboard Bucket

  • Jersey Julie
    Jersey Julie

    This is one of the funniest of monologues he's done ... it's just hilarious!! It just checks out! Hats!! I brought back the ole' lightbulb!! Seriously our orange disaster.... we can not let this person be our president!!

  • arcticblue248

    Oh you can't have Taco at tuesday .... everyone knows that taco is at fridays... Taco Friday is a thing !!! just look it up.

  • kasmir justin williams
    kasmir justin williams

    The Backers lost to the 49ers

  • OhPlease a
    OhPlease a

    Keep america corrupt again should the line read.

  • yogioto

    Why is Trump still walking? This impeachment is a joke

  • D Kahn
    D Kahn

    All Colbert does is stroke you, and you fall for it.

  • bilisha coli
    bilisha coli

    Who are these people? How simple do you have to be to follow this clown?

  • D Kahn
    D Kahn

    Go read the comments, and then say, wow, so many people are so brainwashed by stupid tv shows.

  • D Kahn
    D Kahn

    You people keep going on about how Trump went on about the stuff....... and hate to break it to you, but the Democrats went on and on and on about all of those appliances etc. for many years, wasting tons of money to have them researched, politicized and regulated to this day, and all to control how you live on a daily basis... what? You listen to whatever politicians tell you is the best way? Then you deserve what you get.

    • bilisha coli
      bilisha coli

      ????? 1:42 ? ?????

  • Raymond Blais
    Raymond Blais

    Ever have the dry heaves and wished you could throw up and get it over with? Listening to Trump speak at one of his rallies would be a good cure.

  • thielees

    Trump fancies himself a hilarious, razor-witted intellectual. The life of every party. He does these stand-up routines for his adoring crowds as a way to divert attention (he thinks) from the fact that he no idea WTF he’s doing as president.

  • Miguel Garcia
    Miguel Garcia

    I just wonder if Trump is reading his BS off of a teleprompter, if he is, who is writing his speeches?

  • Nodnarb Eht
    Nodnarb Eht

    The irony is any problem with dishwashers and the like is because of the water quality not the design of the dishwater. Mine is currently ruined right now because Arizona water is so over calcinated that all the drains and spiggots have been crusted over beyond repair. So how about you focus on cleaning the water and piping infrastructure instead of rambling about faucets and dishwashers.

  • Norm Allyn *IM A MAAM* Walkstrong
    Norm Allyn *IM A MAAM* Walkstrong

    *CHANGE MY MIND: Trump is way funnier and way more entertaining in that rally than Colbert in the entirety of his career!*

  • Rod Cruz
    Rod Cruz

    4:07 lol!

  • Steve Bell
    Steve Bell

    But they will continue to support and elect and reelect them till the end even when it literally costs them the farm...but no worries...At least they got to keep that kool red hat and maybe when Agribiz buy them out for pennies...they can still stay on the place as the help?....Ya that red hat makes you look dumb!...But At least you didn't get stuck with Clean air and water or universal health care or universal education....Now that would have been hell!

  • Alrukitaf

    Great to have a political system where you can lampoon the leader of a nation, but a horribly deficient system that allows this level of unstable world affairs to be created by lies from this US administration and other US governments before this one. Hundreds of thousands of innocent lives have been lost because of these deficiencies.

  • Steven Strain
    Steven Strain

    Just when toilets & appliances are starting to get really good finally. Here comes Trump wanting to lower standards.

  • LivingInVancouverBC

    Trump's gone plumb nuts.

  • TheViperFan

    The POTUS.

  • GMP

    One thing Trump CAN do . . . . is see (partly) into the future. "The world is laughing at America". Yep!! Who's the greater fool, the Fool or the Fool that votes for him. THAT SHOULD BE ON A 'T' SHIRT!!!

  • Charles Merritt
    Charles Merritt

    Another family reunion.

    • bssni touir
      bssni touir

      Was that rally on Sesame Street?

  • santiagop23

    All the butthurt hahaha #trump2024

  • R. D.
    R. D.

    All I want to know is what came first: the Eisenhower administration or the last time the con artist in the White House used an actual dishwasher?

    • bssni touir
      bssni touir

      are soooo ridiculous...


    ????? 1:42 ? ?????

  • Alexander Burawa
    Alexander Burawa

    Better place than a trump rally..."? Well, hell comes to mind.

  • Alexander Burawa
    Alexander Burawa

    Cheapest ploy, cheapest Plesident.

  • S Rowe
    S Rowe

    "Nothing makes you sound more like an old man than screaming 'I brought back the old lightbulb'!" Hah! 😂

  • Traci Hockman
    Traci Hockman

    Hey, how about 'Pimpeachment'.....

  • Lynn Taylor
    Lynn Taylor

    I'm glad I didn't know he was in Milwaukee. I always want him to go away whenever he's in Wisconsin but Milwaukee is way too close to where I live.

  • Atlas Wolfe
    Atlas Wolfe

    Member how he disavowed the KKK? Look up the definition :)

  • Anthony Gladden
    Anthony Gladden


  • michael whatley
    michael whatley

    Colbert still mad trump made him look a fool in 2016 😂

  • kurtapfelkuchen

    It would be very funny if they did one segment of the show completely serious pretending everything trump says is the truth ... I think it would be hilarious because by now his lies are soooo ridiculous...

  • Barbara LeMere
    Barbara LeMere

    Was that rally on Sesame Street?

  • chding zuure
    chding zuure

    military. That just makes the rest of the world worried.

  • Vishnu R
    Vishnu R

    Slightly false?!!!! Really? As slight as windmills causing cancer??????

  • Snarky Nakji
    Snarky Nakji

    The dumbest people, trump's people,

  • Akhil Muraleedhar
    Akhil Muraleedhar

    The Media is after the truth (and also ratings in some cases) which the president of one of the biggest democracies still doesn't know the importance of. Why all the fuzz when you can lie out of a situation? The mentality of a neglected 6 year old...and Donald Trump

    • chding zuure
      chding zuure


  • Gottlieb Goltz
    Gottlieb Goltz

    Light 'M.. Up folks.

  • dorian diddles
    dorian diddles

    OMG chump can count to 10? Must have been using a cheat sheet.

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